Will the Real “Uncivilized” Jerks Please Stand Up

There should be an iron-clad rule for people who justify collective punishment and massacres.  They should never be able to call themselves “civilized”.  I don’t care if you think you live in a democracy, or you’re part of some narcissistic, self-congratulating cult of a nation that’s intoxicated with an absurd sense of ethnic superiority (which is most countries).  If you justify the death of children and innocent people (or torture for that matter), or you call it a “necessary evil”, then you should own up to your proclivity toward senseless and barbaric violence, and stop calling yourself “civilized”. Most of all, you should never be allowed to call others “uncivilized”. Who are you fooling?

Picture Courtesy of The Independent

This matters to me as I was called an “uncivilized Arab” by a sloppy jerk at the library a couple of months ago. I really hope he wasn’t able to get that mustard stain off his pants.

Armenians in Egypt

This is an interesting piece on Armenians in Egypt (sorry it’s all in Arabic!). 

The Fall Blues

I have not exactly stayed on top of this blogging thing.  My semester has been a hectic one.  Somewhere between my readings, papers, presentations, TAing, grading, and running a club I forgot to have a life.  I promise to make a comeback this winter break. So lookout!

“The End of Reagan’s Revolution”

This one I am proud of.  A timely article written by the astute Steven Guess and published in The Guardian on the demise of the Reagan Revolution, which provides excellent analysis of the ugly side of Reaganomics and the current financial crisis along with the failure of the $700 billion bailout plan to pass.  Congratulations to Steven!

Did McCain just say Horseshit?

Or am I hearing it wrong? Listen carefully toward the end of the clip. Classy! I did not like how McCain conducted himself in yesterday’s debate.  He would not even acknowledge Senator Obama’s presence the entire time.  Who does he think he is?  For someone who has contributed to some of the worst policies in this country, he sure is unashamed.  

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Logic-Proof

You know what I can see from my home right now? The moon…and the stars. This, you see, enhances my knowledge and expertise of astronomy.  You know what else I can spot a mile away? Bullshit!  

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Conversation Killers

Denying professors tenure because of political differences has become a disturbing trend in America.  You can thank David Horowitz, Alan Dershowitz, Daniel Pipes, and their ilk for that.  Make sure to send them a letter saying, “Thank you, for destroying the academic institution because of your irrational, intransigent defense of dumb, racist, and pernicious policies.” These irascible fundamentalists ought to be shipped to a dictatorship so they can enjoy the intellectual masturbation process in a hole somewhere underground much like they are doing to their enemies.

Hostile Work Environment

Going “postal” is not exactly a culture-specific phenomenon, but something tells me our fallen CEOs would not fare well if they were in India right now.  I remember when the CEO in my former job was laying workers off.  He went stealth, left his nice car at home, and stopped parking in his spot.  Do you blame him?

Can I Have My Old Job Back?

Robert Willumstad, CEO of AIG, opted not to accept his $22 million severance package for all three months he was at AIG in light of the current economic crisis.  That’s nice of him! Apparently, Willumstad was lured away from a “lucrative job in private equity” by AIG in June with this hefty severance package.  A microscopic part of me feels bad for him, because by the time he joined AIG, the company was probably well on its way to the dumpster.  But this part is quickly replaced by the remorse of the possibility that my tax dollars will be spent on this corporate recklessness, and not to mention the fact that $22 million is an obscene amount of money for three months worth of work.

A Ramadan Soap Opera

Saudi men learning to live very contradictory and confusing lives

I stumbled upon this article in The Economist and thought of how emblematic it is of Saudi Arabia.

Sheikh Saleh Luhaidan, chief injustice of the kingdom, found himself in some deep religious pigsty when he called for the death of media moguls whom he called the “apostles of depravity” probably for showing a strand of hair on a woman during the “holy” month of Ramadan (as opposed to the other 11 unholy months of the year).  In fact, these media moguls also happen to own MBC and Rotana which display Lebanese singers’ obsession with plastic surgery and terrible songs on a daily basis.  Sheikh Luhaidan, who himself wants to make love to the 7th century, found out the hard way that these wealthy moguls are in fact well-connected to the royal family (then again who isn’t in Saudi Arabia when a king has 53 sons and 56 daughters?) when he showed up to work one day, and they changed the locks on him.  In other words, his show was suspended off the air.  

Stories like these make me tingle inside confirming that Saudi Arabia is a conglomerate of everything wrong in this world: religious extremism, sexism, exploitation, corruption, and everything “unholy” that would make any god want to cry in a corner.  Oops did I just blaspheme during the holy month?